It has been a long February. Snow has continued to bury our city, the temperature hasn’t budged much from below freezing, and the entire internet is puzzled over what the dress’s actual colors are (in case you’re wondering, it’s white and gold).
Here at the Paris Creperie we take pride in being a beacon of hope. We look around at the wintery, snow jammed city and think, ‘You know, let’s put some super exciting, extra fancy new items on our menu! Give the people what they want! Trade in your shovel for a fork and let’s go!’
This March we proudly present two new crepes as additions to our normal menu. First, we have the Garden of Eden. It sports, walnuts, apples, dried cranberries, our fig reduction, gorgonzola, and arugula. I personally take the bagel bites approach to this one and eat it at every meal (If you have not watched this commercial for bagel bites, please do. Also, yes, we have made a bagel bites crepe, and the results were so dangerously delicious even we, makers of the Nutella Frozen Hot Chocolate were afraid of its power.)
Next, we have the John Gouda-Man. Named after everyone’s favorite working class husband, dude’s best friend, one-eyed fake bible sales man, and monster voice. It’s a crepe you can take home to mom. It includes, smoked Gouda, oven-roasted turkey, bacon, chipotle-parmesan aioli, and spinach.
If these two delights don’t have your mouth watering, you are probably a robot sent from the future to destroy Flavor Town and all of its residents.
We are adding a smoothie. Have you ever been over at your grandmother’s house, and when she offers you a boring oatmeal cookie, you just want to say,
“GRAMS!! THIS IS SOOOO BORING, WHY DON’T YOU TAKE THIS COOKIE, THROW IT IN THE BELNDER, ADD SOME NUTELLA, A ‘LIL SKIM MILK, AND SOME NEXT LEVEL FAT FREE-FRO-YO, AND ACT LIKE A GRANDMA THAT REALLLLY LOVES ME. GAWDDD.”
(To our left we have the Paris Creperie’s official Grandmother Dorris)
Whether you have felt this way, or not, we sure have which is why we bring to you:
The Nutella Oatmeal Cookie Smoothie!
Come on down, say hi, and try something new–