Meet the Paris Truckers: Lauren “The Intimidator” Kroll

Likes: Jeans, B-52’s, New Jersey

Dislikes: Pumping her own gas, not recycling, ham

Weighing in just short of 105 lbs. this trucker is just like a twinkie, sweet, and she will live forever. She has single handedly removed our need for AAA. When the truck breaks down she’ll lift the truck up like it ain’t no thing and whisk the entire operation to safety. Did I mention she makes a crepe that  has the most conservative southerners saying Bon Jour!

She studied marketing at Emerson college and is nothing but a dream to be around. Come and see what we mean.

<3 The Paris Creperie




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